| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
About last night
- After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
255 |
| 2 |
Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
167 |
| 3 |
Blond 911
- How many blonds does it take to change a lightbulb? #3! One to stand on the ladder and fall. The oth...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
139 |
| 4 |
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...
- A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
| 5 |
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
- A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
138 |
| 6 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
128 |
| 7 |
A bad day
- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
116 |
| 8 |
All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
111 |
| 9 |
A Chinese man is making love to his wife...
- A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,"Baby, I wanna' 69!"She gives him ...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic |
110 |
| 10 |
A man is almost about to die
- |As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the trut...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
107 |
| 11 |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
104 |
| 12 |
Chinese and Spielberg
- A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
102 |
| 13 |
One wish to each
- |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing th...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
102 |
| 14 |
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
- 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
101 |
| 15 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
98 |
| 16 |
A very insulting parrot
- |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
98 |
| 17 |
A brain goes to a local bar
- |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
98 |
| 18 |
A missing person
- |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
96 |
| 19 |
All numbers are equal
- |Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a ...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
96 |
| 20 |
Blond Alligator Shoes
- Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
95 |
| 21 |
A man goes to his bank manager and says...
- A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"Th...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
94 |
| 22 |
A game of animal football
- |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
94 |
| 23 |
Blondes change a lightbulb
- |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
94 |
| 24 |
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
- A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
93 |
| 25 |
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...
- A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...Read the whole joke |
Children |
93 |
