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| 1 |
A bad day
- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
116 |
5 |
| 2 |
A missing person
- |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
96 |
5 |
| 3 |
All numbers are equal
- |Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a ...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
96 |
5 |
| 4 |
A game of animal football
- |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
94 |
5 |
| 5 |
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...
- A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
89 |
5 |
| 6 |
Adopt an NBA player
- |THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners loom...Read the whole joke |
Sport Jokes |
88 |
5 |
| 7 |
Addicted to the Web
- |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
85 |
5 |
| 8 |
A hoppercraft!
- |What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
83 |
5 |
| 9 |
I Want to Buy That
- |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk lo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
81 |
5 |
| 10 |
The three wishes
- There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
76 |
5 |
| 11 |
Did you see that?
- |Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?""No," the second guy says."We...Read the whole joke |
Camping Jokes |
69 |
5 |
| 12 |
A couple came upon a wishing well...
- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
68 |
5 |
| 13 |
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India...
- A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm...Read the whole joke |
War |
67 |
5 |
| 14 |
Tight Skirt
- One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived,...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
65 |
5 |
| 15 |
A husband with a computer addiction
- |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
63 |
5 |
| 16 |
How many sheep do I have?
- |There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
55 |
5 |
| 17 |
A Skydiving lesson
- |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
50 |
5 |
| 18 |
yo mama so old... tits
- Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
49 |
5 |
| 19 |
82 year old man
- An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to t...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
42 |
5 |
| 20 |
A parent's night before Christmas
- |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
42 |
5 |
| 21 |
Apologizing to China
- |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
41 |
5 |
| 22 |
Fair Punishment
- Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't d...Read the whole joke |
Children |
39 |
5 |
| 23 |
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
- Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
37 |
5 |
| 24 |
Kind of awkward
- A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
33 |
5 |
| 25 |
Hair and bald jokes
- A little girl climbed
into her
grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She
ran ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
33 |
5 |
