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Title |
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| 1 |
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India...
- A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm...Read the whole joke |
171 |
3 |
| 2 |
A drill instructor at Airborne school was...
- A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. H...Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 3 |
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss...
- A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash...Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 4 |
A dog for a wife
- It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General...Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 5 |
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
- A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 6 |
A good idea
- Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 7 |
A gentler way
- At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 8 |
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment...
- As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seat...Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 9 |
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump...
- A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 10 |
During the Vietnam war...
- During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 11 |
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years...
- A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman...Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 12 |
Two men were boasting to each other...
- Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 13 |
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer...
- At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 14 |
A young, freshly minted lieutenant...
- A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 15 |
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers...
- A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 16 |
By definition
- A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 17 |
Following some duty overseas, the officers...
- Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance ...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 18 |
During the Six Day War...
- During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands tow...Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 19 |
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone...
- Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan...Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 20 |
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant...
- Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel's ...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 21 |
During the World War II...
- During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading tow...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 22 |
Good sales strategy
- Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their governme...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 23 |
During an Army war game...
- During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 24 |
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field...
- The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1S...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 25 |
The general went to the doctor for a physical...
- The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard qu...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
