| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Two story house
- Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews ...Read the whole joke |
305 |
4 |
| 2 |
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke |
262 |
4 |
| 3 |
Not this time
- There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke |
238 |
4 |
| 4 |
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
- A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke |
417 |
3.5 |
| 5 |
A change of style
- Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke |
293 |
3.5 |
| 6 |
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
- What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...Read the whole joke |
452 |
3 |
| 7 |
A couple came upon a wishing well...
- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...Read the whole joke |
310 |
3 |
| 8 |
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
- A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think...Read the whole joke |
233 |
3 |
| 9 |
A husband and wife were in their back yard...
- A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented,...Read the whole joke |
197 |
3 |
| 10 |
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
- A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches ...Read the whole joke |
424 |
2.75 |
| 11 |
A bored woman says to her husband...
- A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and...Read the whole joke |
279 |
2 |
| 12 |
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...
- A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual...Read the whole joke |
261 |
2 |
| 13 |
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
- A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke |
219 |
2 |
| 14 |
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
- A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke |
211 |
2 |
| 15 |
A couple have not been getting along for years...
- A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...Read the whole joke |
189 |
2 |
| 16 |
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
- A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she w...Read the whole joke |
183 |
2 |
| 17 |
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
- A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman say...Read the whole joke |
180 |
2 |
| 18 |
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
- A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...Read the whole joke |
177 |
2 |
| 19 |
Just like my wife
- A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman sea...Read the whole joke |
213 |
1.5 |
| 20 |
Foreplay
- After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the ...Read the whole joke |
207 |
1 |
| 21 |
A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
- A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...Read the whole joke |
191 |
1 |
| 22 |
A caring husband
- A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage....Read the whole joke |
187 |
1 |
| 23 |
A girl runs home to her mother crying...
- A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in Go...Read the whole joke |
172 |
1 |
| 24 |
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
- A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 25 |
A bad habit
- I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
