| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Not this time
- There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke |
398 |
4.25 |
| 2 |
Two story house
- Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews ...Read the whole joke |
435 |
4 |
| 3 |
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke |
388 |
4 |
| 4 |
Three acurate guesses
- One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes ...Read the whole joke |
40 |
4 |
| 5 |
Why did God create man first?
- Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it....Read the whole joke |
33 |
4 |
| 6 |
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
- A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke |
615 |
3.75 |
| 7 |
A change of style
- Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke |
401 |
3.5 |
| 8 |
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
- A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches ...Read the whole joke |
540 |
3.375 |
| 9 |
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
- What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...Read the whole joke |
582 |
3 |
| 10 |
A couple came upon a wishing well...
- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...Read the whole joke |
434 |
3 |
| 11 |
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
- A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think...Read the whole joke |
344 |
3 |
| 12 |
A husband and wife were in their back yard...
- A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented,...Read the whole joke |
301 |
3 |
| 13 |
A couple have not been getting along for years...
- A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...Read the whole joke |
288 |
3 |
| 14 |
Could you please pass...
- The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and ...Read the whole joke |
142 |
3 |
| 15 |
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
- A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantasti...Read the whole joke |
41 |
3 |
| 16 |
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
- A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...Read the whole joke |
39 |
3 |
| 17 |
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...
- A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...Read the whole joke |
38 |
3 |
| 18 |
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...
- This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when hi...Read the whole joke |
37 |
3 |
| 19 |
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
- An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been ...Read the whole joke |
37 |
3 |
| 20 |
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...
- A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual...Read the whole joke |
370 |
2.5 |
| 21 |
A bored woman says to her husband...
- A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and...Read the whole joke |
416 |
2 |
| 22 |
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
- A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke |
327 |
2 |
| 23 |
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
- A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke |
321 |
2 |
| 24 |
A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
- A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...Read the whole joke |
300 |
2 |
| 25 |
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
- A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman say...Read the whole joke |
284 |
2 |
