| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A blonde detective
- |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...Read the whole joke |
603 |
4 |
| 2 |
A missing person
- |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
754 |
3.875 |
| 3 |
You're in big trouble
- |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the office...Read the whole joke |
201 |
3.5 |
| 4 |
Where is your wife?
- |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke |
307 |
2.5 |
| 5 |
Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke |
207 |
2.5 |
| 6 |
All the strange names
- |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...Read the whole joke |
462 |
2 |
| 7 |
A test for being drunk
- |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...Read the whole joke |
305 |
0 |
| 8 |
Excuse for speeding
- |A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driv...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
| 9 |
A prisoner with skills
- |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
| 10 |
How fast was I going?
- |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my ...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 11 |
New Miranda rights
- |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you deci...Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
| 12 |
Getting in an accident
- |A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tr...Read the whole joke |
218 |
0 |
| 13 |
Stupid blonde driver
- |A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.S...Read the whole joke |
210 |
0 |
| 14 |
Warning all shoplifters
- |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...Read the whole joke |
198 |
0 |
| 15 |
Lost far from a home
- |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite po...Read the whole joke |
196 |
0 |
| 16 |
A story behind a gun
- |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, ...Read the whole joke |
196 |
0 |
| 17 |
Judge has some fun
- |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared do...Read the whole joke |
193 |
0 |
| 18 |
Should have glasses
- |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...Read the whole joke |
188 |
0 |
| 19 |
Dealing with a juggler
- |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...Read the whole joke |
186 |
0 |
| 20 |
Getting a new deputy
- |The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the...Read the whole joke |
185 |
0 |
| 21 |
Time for the wedding
- |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began,...Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
| 22 |
Go give us a donation
- |Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked ...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 23 |
Some stupid truckers
- |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign th...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 24 |
An FBI investigation
- |The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 25 |
Robber met animals
- |Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living ro...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
