| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A little girl was walking along a beach in California...
- A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a...Read the whole joke |
487 |
4 |
| 2 |
Mirror, mirror
- Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door...Read the whole joke |
331 |
4 |
| 3 |
A young girl sees her father in the shower...
- A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke |
564 |
3.96875 |
| 4 |
The third wish
- A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,...Read the whole joke |
481 |
3.5 |
| 5 |
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
- A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...Read the whole joke |
426 |
3 |
| 6 |
A really bad, terrible mistake
- Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke |
419 |
3 |
| 7 |
A big bird
- Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke |
381 |
3 |
| 8 |
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...
- A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th...Read the whole joke |
487 |
2 |
| 9 |
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club...
- The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th...Read the whole joke |
375 |
0 |
| 10 |
A dentis appointment
- Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P...Read the whole joke |
326 |
0 |
| 11 |
Paying bills
- Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...Read the whole joke |
323 |
0 |
| 12 |
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...
- A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...Read the whole joke |
313 |
0 |
| 13 |
A game of golf
- A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
| 14 |
Good fortune
- A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'...Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
| 15 |
Ashamed
- Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
| 16 |
A caring son
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
| 17 |
The definition of a phallic symbol
- This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...Read the whole joke |
276 |
0 |
| 18 |
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
- A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The...Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
| 19 |
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt...
- A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 20 |
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...
- Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 21 |
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...
- St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 22 |
A man walks into a pub...
- The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 23 |
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis...
- Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 24 |
Changed my mind!
- This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 25 |
How did Captain Hook die?
- Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch....Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
