| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Hair and bald jokes - 16630
- A little girl climbed
into her
grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She
ran ...Read the whole joke |
33 |
5 |
| 2 |
Cat jokes - 19105
- "Doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
can't stop acting like a cat!"
"How long have you h...Read the whole joke |
90 |
3.5 |
| 3 |
Cat jokes - 19072
- What do cats read in the morning ?
Mewspapers
!...Read the whole joke |
22 |
2.5 |
| 4 |
Baby jokes - 16389
- What was the policeman's
baby's first words
?
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !...Read the whole joke |
38 |
2 |
| 5 |
Criminal jokes - 19650
- What's another
word for a murderer who
kills old ladies?
A Killergran....Read the whole joke |
23 |
2 |
| 6 |
Humor jokes - 16648
- Well, a man was driving down a country road, and
he decided to get out
and get some fresh air.
...Read the whole joke |
19 |
1 |
| 7 |
Elephant jokes - 20787
- Why are elephants wiser than chickens
?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...Read the whole joke |
19 |
1 |
| 8 |
Ghost jokes - 21502
- Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated
into
my room!
Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm j...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 9 |
Baby jokes - 16390
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not....Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 10 |
Hair and bald jokes - 16629
- A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to Rome. He
mentioned the trip to the barber who res...Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 11 |
Aardvark jokes - 17097
- What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistamine!...Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 12 |
Lawyer jokes - 23008
- A local United Way office realized that it had
never
received a donation from the town's most suc...Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 13 |
Old age jokes - 24049
- Three old men are
sitting on the porch of
a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I
got re...Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 14 |
Yo momma jokes - 16879
- Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
down the street, I asked her what she was doing, sh...Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 15 |
Cannibal jokes - 18688
- What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings....Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 16 |
Journalist jokes - 22573
- A
journalist assigned to the Jerusalem
bureau takes an
apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 17 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21670
- Your so bald your bald...Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 18 |
Aardvark jokes - 16351
- What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two
aardvarks!...Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 19 |
Aardvark jokes - 16352
- What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!...Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 20 |
Zodiac jokes - 26077
- Q: How many Cancerians does
it take to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a
non-...Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 21 |
Aardvark jokes - 17091
- What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!...Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
| 22 |
Journalist jokes - 22566
- A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital
and tells the desk
nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear...Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
| 23 |
Aardvark jokes - 16353
- What is the difference between an aardvark and
a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a lou...Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 24 |
Aardvark jokes - 16355
- What does an aardvark keep in his
aquarium?
An aard-shark!...Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 25 |
Hair and bald jokes - 16627
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the prob...Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
