| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Old age jokes - 24049
- Three old men are
sitting on the porch of
a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I
got re...Read the whole joke |
1010 |
4.875 |
| 2 |
Hair and bald jokes - 16627
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the prob...Read the whole joke |
436 |
4 |
| 3 |
Hair and bald jokes - 16630
- A little girl climbed
into her
grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She
ran ...Read the whole joke |
298 |
3.875 |
| 4 |
Cat jokes - 19105
- "Doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
can't stop acting like a cat!"
"How long have you h...Read the whole joke |
322 |
3.625 |
| 5 |
Baby jokes - 16389
- What was the policeman's
baby's first words
?
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !...Read the whole joke |
265 |
3.125 |
| 6 |
Ghost jokes - 21502
- Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated
into
my room!
Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm j...Read the whole joke |
232 |
3 |
| 7 |
Baby jokes - 16388
- Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
baby in the
world?
She didn't push the pram -...Read the whole joke |
205 |
3 |
| 8 |
Knock Knock jokes - 16687
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark
!
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your s...Read the whole joke |
202 |
3 |
| 9 |
Cat jokes - 19072
- What do cats read in the morning ?
Mewspapers
!...Read the whole joke |
155 |
2.5 |
| 10 |
Criminal jokes - 19650
- What's another
word for a murderer who
kills old ladies?
A Killergran....Read the whole joke |
162 |
2 |
| 11 |
Pig jokes - 24196
- What did the mama pig say
when junior pig
bought a basket of wormy apples?
"Don't tell the far...Read the whole joke |
143 |
2 |
| 12 |
Elephant jokes - 20787
- Why are elephants wiser than chickens
?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...Read the whole joke |
157 |
1 |
| 13 |
Humor jokes - 16648
- Well, a man was driving down a country road, and
he decided to get out
and get some fresh air.
...Read the whole joke |
153 |
1 |
| 14 |
Vampire jokes - 16842
- When the picture of the vampire's grandmother
crashed
to the floor in the middle of the night wh...Read the whole joke |
145 |
1 |
| 15 |
Ghost jokes - 16615
- Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
He
wanted to go on the rollerghoster....Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 16 |
Ghost jokes - 16616
- Why did the ghost work at
Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief In-Spectre....Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 17 |
Baby jokes - 16390
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not....Read the whole joke |
224 |
0 |
| 18 |
Rabbit jokes - 16775
- Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
B...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 19 |
Ghost jokes - 21489
- What do you call the ghost who is a
child-rearing expert?
Dr Spook....Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 20 |
Ghost jokes - 16612
- How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars....Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
| 21 |
Yo momma jokes - 16879
- Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
down the street, I asked her what she was doing, sh...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
| 22 |
Ghost jokes - 16614
- What do you call a ghost that stays out all
night?
Afresh air freak....Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
| 23 |
Zodiac jokes - 26083
- Q: How many Geminis
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take
al...Read the whole joke |
203 |
0 |
| 24 |
Ghost jokes - 16613
- What did the papa ghost say
to the baby
ghost.
Fasten your sheet belt....Read the whole joke |
199 |
0 |
| 25 |
Hair and bald jokes - 16629
- A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to Rome. He
mentioned the trip to the barber who res...Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
