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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
At the public pool
- |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," th...Read the whole joke |
77 |
3 |
| 2 |
Adults have learned
- |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke |
76 |
1.25 |
| 3 |
Kids tough question
- |Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask....Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 4 |
Dad will never say
- |Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll h...Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 5 |
Woman is on a bus
- |A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."I...Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 6 |
We have new babies
- |For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister ...Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
| 7 |
Delivering a baby
- |A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el...Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 8 |
Defining teenagers
- |A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we...Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 9 |
The pre-birth class
- |When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 10 |
Mom would never say
- |Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to s...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 11 |
Mothers taught us
- |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your ne...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 12 |
You want children?
- |Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your ha...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 13 |
Go to the hospital
- |Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 14 |
Where you reside
- |...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had w...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 15 |
Thoughts and quotes
- |The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.---------------------------...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 16 |
Naming your child
- |There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an acciden...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 17 |
Guests for dinner
- |The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. H...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 18 |
Grocery shopping
- |A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passe...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 19 |
Great first parent
- |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 20 |
Expert on parenting
- |The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane....Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 21 |
Pass out in shock
- |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed ...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 22 |
Travel on the plane
- |For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchil...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 23 |
Shopping for goods
- |A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "D...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 24 |
Household physics
- |Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as ev...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 25 |
Out of food supplies
- |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedul...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
