| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
If Men made the Rules
- 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null...Read the whole joke |
447 |
5 |
| 2 |
All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
572 |
4.75 |
| 3 |
82 year old man
- An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to t...Read the whole joke |
612 |
4.4765625 |
| 4 |
About last night
- After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke |
1272 |
4.4375 |
| 5 |
Gonna Get Lucky
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke |
322 |
3.25 |
| 6 |
blonde
- Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!...Read the whole joke |
397 |
3 |
| 7 |
Women vs. Dogs
- Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back ...Read the whole joke |
352 |
3 |
| 8 |
The Wrong Way
- As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u...Read the whole joke |
335 |
2 |
| 9 |
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
- 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we j...Read the whole joke |
425 |
1 |
| 10 |
Men Don't Like Safe Sex
- What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard....Read the whole joke |
412 |
1 |
| 11 |
New scientific element : MAN
- Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature...Read the whole joke |
310 |
1 |
| 12 |
sperm
- Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!...Read the whole joke |
352 |
0 |
| 13 |
Men and blondes
- Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company....Read the whole joke |
314 |
0 |
| 14 |
Men at 35..
- A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children....Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
| 15 |
men chasing women
- Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ...Read the whole joke |
308 |
0 |
| 16 |
Black widow spiders
- Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts....Read the whole joke |
305 |
0 |
| 17 |
Men Are Like Toilets..
- Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!...Read the whole joke |
305 |
0 |
| 18 |
what men hear when women speak
- What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on t...Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
| 19 |
50-50 relationship
- What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
| 20 |
The 2 P's
- What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the p...Read the whole joke |
302 |
0 |
| 21 |
Computer Diagnosis
- One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
| 22 |
why
- Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
| 23 |
Men say the smartest things when...
- Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 24 |
Sewage, Oh no
- When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
| 25 |
Ears lookin at you!
- A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks i...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
