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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
How's business?
- |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," repl...Read the whole joke |
252 |
3.5 |
| 2 |
Lawyer's Birthday Gift
- What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...Read the whole joke |
431 |
3 |
| 3 |
My dad's a Lawyer
- Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My n...Read the whole joke |
231 |
1 |
| 4 |
a thief and his lawyer
- Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
| 5 |
A man and his Alligator
- A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...Read the whole joke |
193 |
0 |
| 6 |
That's a real bargain
- |A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief ...Read the whole joke |
192 |
0 |
| 7 |
Attack Dog
- A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i...Read the whole joke |
188 |
0 |
| 8 |
Arguing effectively
- |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument ...Read the whole joke |
188 |
0 |
| 9 |
Advice from lawyers
- |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particul...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
| 10 |
A cold winter night
- |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
| 11 |
Ask your question
- |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense profession...Read the whole joke |
178 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dead lawyer's grave
- A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
| 13 |
The devil's offer
- |The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " th...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
| 14 |
What's your wife's name?
- |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 15 |
I want to appeal a case
- |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge:...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 16 |
Rules for hunting lawyers
- |1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of atto...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
| 17 |
Solving a dispute
- |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
| 18 |
Actual stupid questions asked
- |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 19 |
An honest lawyer
- |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 20 |
Free haircuts
- |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barbe...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 21 |
A love for material goods
- |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
| 22 |
Two lawyers walking through the woods
- Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately o...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
| 23 |
I just managed to settle an account!
- |A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen...Read the whole joke |
131 |
0 |
| 24 |
Are you talking to me?
- |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't ...Read the whole joke |
129 |
0 |
| 25 |
dying woman needs brain
- A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant ...Read the whole joke |
127 |
0 |
