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Bee jokes 01
- |Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q...Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes 01
- |Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead par...Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes 05
- |Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before deli...Read the whole joke |
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Cat jokes 09
- |Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the ...Read the whole joke |
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Chicken jokes 03
- |Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens se...Read the whole joke |
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Dog jokes 05
- |Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a ...Read the whole joke |
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Dog jokes 08
- |Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant jokes 02
- |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on ...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant jokes 03
- |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrink...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant jokes 04
- |What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 t...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant jokes 05
- |Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if ...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
snap, crackle and pop
- |What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
between a fly and a bird
- |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
What is a grasshopper?
- |What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
grasshopper with no legs
- |What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 |
He just beetled off!
- |What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 |
lawyer and a mosquito
- |What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
mosquitos religious
- |Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
moth nibble a hole
- |Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
cross a firefly and a moth
- |What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark ward...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
Mice Krispies!
- |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
Mouse Tse Tung!
- |Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 |
fit over a bucket!
- |What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!...Read the whole joke |
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Bubble and squeak!
- |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 |
Hamsterdam!
- |Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke |
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