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Musician jokes
- |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to...Read the whole joke |
205 |
3 |
| 2 |
A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
- |The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoret...Read the whole joke |
142 |
2.5 |
| 3 |
Clarinet jokes
- |Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin...Read the whole joke |
208 |
1 |
| 4 |
Arriving at Heaven
- |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ...Read the whole joke |
195 |
1 |
| 5 |
Flute jokes
- |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke |
191 |
1 |
| 6 |
Saxophone jokes
- |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the...Read the whole joke |
190 |
1 |
| 7 |
Harmonica jokes
- |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a...Read the whole joke |
186 |
0 |
| 8 |
Which drummer?
- |There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bass jokes
- |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p...Read the whole joke |
180 |
0 |
| 10 |
Accordion jokes
- |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play...Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
| 11 |
Glossary of music terms
- |Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. "Y'all sang that real good!"Accidentals: Wrong not...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 12 |
This must be heaven
- |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
| 13 |
English horn jokes
- |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 14 |
George Bernard Shaw
- |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
| 15 |
The insane conductor
- |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 16 |
Piano jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 17 |
Make me a better musician
- |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
| 18 |
Oboe jokes
- |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bagpipe jokes
- |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors...Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
| 20 |
The autograph book
- |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom ...Read the whole joke |
137 |
0 |
| 21 |
Operas that never made it
- |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Sev...Read the whole joke |
130 |
0 |
| 22 |
Arriving in Heaven
- |Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, what's ...Read the whole joke |
130 |
0 |
| 23 |
Playing music
- |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite h...Read the whole joke |
128 |
0 |
| 24 |
Any last requests?
- |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and t...Read the whole joke |
128 |
0 |
| 25 |
Here is your punishment
- |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your ...Read the whole joke |
124 |
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