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    # Title Hits Rating
    1 Bagpipe jokes
    - |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors...Read the whole joke
    2931 5
    2 Musician jokes
    - |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to...Read the whole joke
    1172 3
    3 A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
    - |The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoret...Read the whole joke
    1498 2.5
    4 Saxophone jokes
    - |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the...Read the whole joke
    1046 1
    5 Clarinet jokes
    - |Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin...Read the whole joke
    896 1
    6 Flute jokes
    - |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke
    852 1
    7 Arriving at Heaven
    - |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ...Read the whole joke
    838 1
    8 George Bernard Shaw
    - |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd...Read the whole joke
    1294 0
    9 Bass jokes
    - |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p...Read the whole joke
    1255 0
    10 Harmonica jokes
    - |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a...Read the whole joke
    1163 0
    11 Arriving in Heaven
    - |Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, what's ...Read the whole joke
    1125 0
    12 Piano jokes
    - |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke
    1084 0
    13 Oboe jokes
    - |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To...Read the whole joke
    1003 0
    14 Operas that never made it
    - |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Sev...Read the whole joke
    989 0
    15 Which drummer?
    - |There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...Read the whole joke
    971 0
    16 The insane conductor
    - |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...Read the whole joke
    952 0
    17 This must be heaven
    - |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke
    939 0
    18 Make me a better musician
    - |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he...Read the whole joke
    913 0
    19 Any last requests?
    - |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and t...Read the whole joke
    896 0
    20 Glossary of music terms
    - |Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. "Y'all sang that real good!"Accidentals: Wrong not...Read the whole joke
    855 0
    21 Here is your punishment
    - |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your ...Read the whole joke
    825 0
    22 Accordion jokes
    - |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play...Read the whole joke
    818 0
    23 The autograph book
    - |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom ...Read the whole joke
    812 0
    24 Playing music
    - |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite h...Read the whole joke
    812 0
    25 English horn jokes
    - |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...Read the whole joke
    783 0
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