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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A great fruit cake recipie
- |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke |
288 |
3 |
| 2 |
Ice cream flavor galore
- |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...Read the whole joke |
258 |
3 |
| 3 |
Thin People Don't
- |By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fo...Read the whole joke |
255 |
3 |
| 4 |
Placing your order
- |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...Read the whole joke |
252 |
3 |
| 5 |
Studying the twinkies
- |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristi...Read the whole joke |
220 |
3 |
| 6 |
Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
507 |
2.9755859375 |
| 7 |
He's a real fun guy [fungi]
- |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
216 |
2 |
| 8 |
Bottle of Evian water?
- |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 9 |
A practical joke involving jello
- |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
| 10 |
Food laughs & humor
- |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...Read the whole joke |
214 |
0 |
| 11 |
You should learn to be more polite
- |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, B...Read the whole joke |
199 |
0 |
| 12 |
You can now eat your own plate
- |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furth...Read the whole joke |
198 |
0 |
| 13 |
An error publishing an article
- |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...Read the whole joke |
194 |
0 |
| 14 |
The family of tomatoes
- |A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started laggin...Read the whole joke |
187 |
0 |
| 15 |
Sorry for eating the peanuts
- |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
| 16 |
Improving fry cooking time
- |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's ...Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
| 17 |
Food one-liners
- |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
| 18 |
Food fight in a store
- |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
| 19 |
Purchasing mailing lists
- |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...Read the whole joke |
172 |
0 |
| 20 |
Constantly complaining about the temperature
- |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be t...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
| 21 |
Food quotes and quips
- |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
| 22 |
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
- |10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really b...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
| 23 |
We could have been here sooner
- |An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by S...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
| 24 |
Purchasing power of burgers
- |Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 25 |
The bachelor's diet
- |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while ...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
