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    # Title Hits Rating
    1 A Senior Citizen
    - |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...Read the whole joke
    7014 4.8125
    2 An ode to old age
    - |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big...Read the whole joke
    1855 4.125
    3 I am not forgetful
    - |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit...Read the whole joke
    1969 4
    4 Pondering old age
    - |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of...Read the whole joke
    1680 3
    5 Uncovering a scam
    - |The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and...Read the whole joke
    1249 3
    6 Bathroom troubles
    - |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pr...Read the whole joke
    1379 2.5
    7 Hard of hearing
    - |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...Read the whole joke
    2535 2
    8 Good & bad news
    - |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news...Read the whole joke
    1943 1.9970703125
    9 Automotive horror
    - |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...Read the whole joke
    1296 0.875
    10 I'm over the hill
    - |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an...Read the whole joke
    2075 0
    11 You will forget it
    - |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their docto...Read the whole joke
    1596 0
    12 OLD NEVER DIES 3
    - |OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD C...Read the whole joke
    1581 0
    13 Problems driving
    - |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...Read the whole joke
    1569 0
    14 A final diagnosis
    - |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a...Read the whole joke
    1549 0
    15 Do you know me?
    - |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...Read the whole joke
    1521 0
    16 When I become old
    - |When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I...Read the whole joke
    1415 0
    17 Getting old when
    - |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't wor...Read the whole joke
    1388 0
    18 How you earned it
    - |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke
    1369 0
    19 OLD never dies
    - |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose t...Read the whole joke
    1367 0
    20 She is angry at you
    - |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mr...Read the whole joke
    1195 0
    21 Ode to cranky men
    - |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as...Read the whole joke
    1185 0
    22 What was its name?
    - |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,...Read the whole joke
    1101 0
    23 Movies changed
    - |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a...Read the whole joke
    1068 0
    24 Recently seen
    - |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about...Read the whole joke
    1031 0
    25 OLD NEVER DIES 11
    - |OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN P...Read the whole joke
    1001 0
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