| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Good & bad news
- |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news...Read the whole joke |
574 |
4.953125 |
| 2 |
An ode to old age
- |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big...Read the whole joke |
596 |
3.5 |
| 3 |
I am not forgetful
- |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit...Read the whole joke |
439 |
3 |
| 4 |
Bathroom troubles
- |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pr...Read the whole joke |
345 |
1 |
| 5 |
Automotive horror
- |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...Read the whole joke |
287 |
0.75 |
| 6 |
I'm over the hill
- |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an...Read the whole joke |
493 |
0 |
| 7 |
A Senior Citizen
- |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
| 8 |
A final diagnosis
- |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
| 9 |
Getting old when
- |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't wor...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 10 |
You will forget it
- |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their docto...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 11 |
Ode to cranky men
- |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 12 |
When I become old
- |When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
| 13 |
Problems driving
- |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 14 |
Recently seen
- |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
| 15 |
Movies changed
- |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a...Read the whole joke |
209 |
0 |
| 16 |
Hard of hearing
- |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...Read the whole joke |
207 |
0 |
| 17 |
What was its name?
- |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,...Read the whole joke |
207 |
0 |
| 18 |
She is angry at you
- |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mr...Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
| 19 |
OLD never dies
- |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose t...Read the whole joke |
191 |
0 |
| 20 |
How you earned it
- |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke |
178 |
0 |
| 21 |
Do you know me?
- |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
| 22 |
OLD NEVER DIES 3
- |OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD C...Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 23 |
OLD NEVER DIES 11
- |OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN P...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 24 |
OLD NEVER DIES 12
- |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they ...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
| 25 |
OLD NEVER DIES 14
- |OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCH...Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
