| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke |
504 |
2.5 |
| 2 |
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
- A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke |
433 |
2.46875 |
| 3 |
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...
- A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke |
405 |
3.671875 |
| 4 |
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...
- A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 5 |
A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke |
224 |
0 |
| 6 |
A horrible tragedy
- A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...Read the whole joke |
685 |
2.390625 |
| 7 |
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
- A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...Read the whole joke |
210 |
0 |
| 8 |
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
- A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 9 |
A rather novel way to...
- A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
| 10 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a...
- A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 11 |
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...
- A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ...Read the whole joke |
183 |
0 |
| 12 |
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...
- A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 13 |
After a long pubcrawl...
- After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t...Read the whole joke |
199 |
0 |
| 14 |
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
- "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?...Read the whole joke |
447 |
0 |
| 15 |
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...
- At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...Read the whole joke |
315 |
1 |
