| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
- A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke |
57 |
4 |
| 2 |
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...
- A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke |
54 |
4 |
| 3 |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke |
104 |
3 |
| 4 |
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...
- At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...Read the whole joke |
38 |
1 |
| 5 |
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
- "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 6 |
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
- A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 7 |
A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 8 |
A horrible tragedy
- A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 9 |
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
- A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 10 |
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...
- A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 11 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a...
- A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 12 |
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...
- A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg...Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 13 |
A rather novel way to...
- A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 14 |
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...
- A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ...Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 15 |
After a long pubcrawl...
- After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t...Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 16 |
Two friends were out drinking...
- Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 17 |
The Eighteen Bottles
- The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 18 |
It's a ladybug
- A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 19 |
Drinking problem
- Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 20 |
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
- Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 21 |
Two drunks walk into a bar...
- Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 22 |
Warning labels
- If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 23 |
Drunk walks into elevator...
- Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 24 |
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...
- This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 25 |
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk...
- There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
