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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dentist
- Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke |
252 |
4 |
| 2 |
Deodorant
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
| 3 |
Did you ever have this before?
- |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 4 |
Did you take the patient's temperature?
- |Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 5 |
Different Kinds of Doctors
- There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 6 |
Diseases
- The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke |
272 |
3 |
| 7 |
Do you have a solution?
- |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh...Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 8 |
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
- |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
| 9 |
Doctor's Notes 1
- A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke |
204 |
0 |
| 10 |
Doctor's Notes 2
- At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
| 11 |
Doctor's Notes 3
- One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
| 12 |
Doctor's Notes 4
- I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 13 |
Doctor's Notes 5
- While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 14 |
Doctor's Notes 6
- I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
| 15 |
Doctor's Notes 7
- A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
| 16 |
Doctor's Notes 8
- A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 17 |
Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 18 |
Doctors meeting
- |A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out...Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 19 |
Does it hurt when you do this?
- |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 20 |
Driving exams worry me
- |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
