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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
- |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke |
209 |
4.5 |
| 2 |
A very interesting fact
- |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...Read the whole joke |
121 |
2 |
| 3 |
An invisible man is here to see you
- |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke |
107 |
0.5 |
| 4 |
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
- |A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...Read the whole joke |
113 |
0 |
| 5 |
People are ignoring me
- |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
105 |
0 |
| 6 |
Different Kinds of Doctors
- There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke |
97 |
0 |
| 7 |
Diseases
- The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke |
95 |
0 |
| 8 |
Deodorant
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
88 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dentist
- Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 10 |
You're in great health
- |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke |
84 |
0 |
| 11 |
Waiting Room
- I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa...Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 12 |
Jelly
- I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very...Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
| 13 |
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
- |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 14 |
Professional Courtesy?
- A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bi...Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 15 |
Doctor's Notes 5
- While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 16 |
Doctor's Notes 6
- I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 17 |
Doctor's Notes 7
- A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 18 |
Doctor's Notes 1
- A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 19 |
Pete
- Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall...Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 20 |
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
- A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surge...Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 21 |
I would like to havea second opinion
- |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 22 |
Doctor's Notes 3
- One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 23 |
Why did the nurse go to art school?
- Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!...Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 24 |
Doctor's Notes 2
- At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 25 |
College
- It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
