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Tech Glossary
- 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...Read the whole joke |
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Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
- |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Micro...Read the whole joke |
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Thank you for the emails
- THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
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The 25 BBS Commandments
- |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke |
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The Apple explosion
- |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke |
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The Borg versus Microsoft
- |Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?...Read the whole joke |
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The computer prayer
- |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke |
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The computer user's reboot poem
- |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop a...Read the whole joke |
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The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
- The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: pa...Read the whole joke |
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The Irish Virus
- An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...Read the whole joke |
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The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
- The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is ver...Read the whole joke |
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THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
- THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to ...Read the whole joke |
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The Numbers of the Beast
- The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know...Read the whole joke |
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The power of shifting
- |Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...Read the whole joke |
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The problem is at your end
- |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke |
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The programmer's cheer
- |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...Read the whole joke |
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The Story of Micro and Mini
- The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandpr...Read the whole joke |
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The system crash song
- |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey...Read the whole joke |
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The technical geek test
- |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T...Read the whole joke |
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The Technologically Challenged
- The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged)...Read the whole joke |
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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
- |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception...Read the whole joke |
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The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
- |10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service a...Read the whole joke |
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The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
- |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke |
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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
- |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug...Read the whole joke |
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The Windows Rejection Song
- |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designe...Read the whole joke |
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