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Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
- Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...Read the whole joke |
699 |
4.5 |
| 2 |
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...Read the whole joke |
226 |
4.09375 |
| 3 |
A letter to the editors
- |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke |
872 |
3 |
| 4 |
A husband with a computer addiction
- |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be...Read the whole joke |
336 |
3 |
| 5 |
A list of redneck computer terms
- |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...Read the whole joke |
211 |
3 |
| 6 |
Computer Crashed
- My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean ...Read the whole joke |
235 |
1 |
| 7 |
Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
- Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different ...Read the whole joke |
1302 |
0 |
| 8 |
AOL addiction poem
- |My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu...Read the whole joke |
217 |
0 |
| 9 |
Addicted To Computers
- Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke |
203 |
0 |
| 10 |
Software Development Process
- Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3)...Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
| 11 |
Virus Alert
- Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
| 12 |
A talking Frog
- A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
| 13 |
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...
- A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
| 14 |
Actual calls to technical support
- |Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's h...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
| 15 |
Abbott calling Costello
- |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m...Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
| 16 |
Acronyms
- PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 17 |
A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car
- A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
| 18 |
Latest software technology
- Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology ...Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
| 19 |
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...
- A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s...Read the whole joke |
136 |
0 |
| 20 |
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95...
- Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W...Read the whole joke |
136 |
0 |
| 21 |
Architect programmer
- |If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou...Read the whole joke |
133 |
0 |
| 22 |
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
- TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) *****************************************************...Read the whole joke |
129 |
0 |
| 23 |
Alice is in UNIX land
- |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...Read the whole joke |
129 |
0 |
| 24 |
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
- ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke |
126 |
0 |
| 25 |
Airplanes running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
126 |
0 |
