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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A parent's night before Christmas
- |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s...Read the whole joke |
134 |
5 |
| 2 |
Addicted to the Web
- |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ...Read the whole joke |
149 |
3 |
| 3 |
A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke |
60 |
2.875 |
| 4 |
A Microsoft Christmas
- |NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma...Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 5 |
An Internet Christmas
- |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net...Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 6 |
Lost X Files Christmas episode
- |Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.M...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 7 |
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
- |1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 8 |
Twelve days Microsoft
- |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christ...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 9 |
The FAA Inspection
- |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to ch...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 10 |
Revised Christmas days
- |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 11 |
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
- |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ...Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 12 |
Rating your Christmas parties
- |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your gu...Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Miracle of Christmas
- I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 14 |
Homemade Bargain Gift
- Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-J...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 16 |
Twelve Days of Fast Food
- |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 17 |
The Shopping Criminal
- |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged w...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 18 |
Christmas downsizing
- |Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 19 |
The Australian Christmas
- |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here co...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 20 |
Christmas at the Post Office
- Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 21 |
Enter the Pearly Gates
- |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 22 |
Short Father Christmas
- |What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a s...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bad Santa
- A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother....Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 24 |
Politically Correct Santa
- |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 25 |
Santa's Pet Peeves
- |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and n...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
