| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke |
116 |
4.5 |
| 2 |
Do the math
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,...Read the whole joke |
111 |
4.5 |
| 3 |
Michael Jackson and the doctor...
- Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto thei...Read the whole joke |
108 |
4.5 |
| 4 |
A definition of God
- A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke |
164 |
3 |
| 5 |
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
- What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke |
57 |
3 |
| 6 |
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...Read the whole joke |
112 |
1 |
| 7 |
Stick your tongue out...
- Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke |
75 |
1 |
| 8 |
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...
- Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke |
97 |
0 |
| 9 |
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...
- Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, h...Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 10 |
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
- How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 11 |
What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
- Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 12 |
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...
- If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 13 |
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 14 |
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...
- Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus...Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 15 |
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...
- Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 16 |
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...
- Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 17 |
Good news and bad news
- The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 18 |
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...
- Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his...Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 19 |
Movie Ratings Explained
- G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 20 |
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
- Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 21 |
BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 22 |
I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...
- I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 23 |
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
- What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 24 |
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned...
- Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I su...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 25 |
What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
- Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape....Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
