| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Mind telling me the time?
- |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...Read the whole joke |
466 |
4.3125 |
| 2 |
First experience horse riding
- |A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons....Read the whole joke |
224 |
4.25 |
| 3 |
How many sheep do I have?
- |There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence...Read the whole joke |
668 |
3.99755859375 |
| 4 |
Blond Alligator Shoes
- Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine...Read the whole joke |
453 |
3.9375 |
| 5 |
Blonde Car Accident
- |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...Read the whole joke |
794 |
3.93737792969 |
| 6 |
Ventriloquist
- A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkans...Read the whole joke |
431 |
3.875 |
| 7 |
Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke |
780 |
3.84138488769 |
| 8 |
One wish to each
- |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing th...Read the whole joke |
452 |
3.412109375 |
| 9 |
The three wishes
- There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found...Read the whole joke |
933 |
3.31243896484 |
| 10 |
Blonde weighs baby
- At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The cl...Read the whole joke |
411 |
3 |
| 11 |
What's in the bag?
- |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer w...Read the whole joke |
683 |
2.96822357178 |
| 12 |
Clean those restrooms
- |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke |
296 |
2.9375 |
| 13 |
I Want to Buy That
- |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk lo...Read the whole joke |
787 |
2.87286376953 |
| 14 |
Blonde and screen door
- What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What ...Read the whole joke |
351 |
2.5 |
| 15 |
Blonde and the Postman
- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of we...Read the whole joke |
321 |
2.5 |
| 16 |
Blondes change a lightbulb
- |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...Read the whole joke |
416 |
2.46875 |
| 17 |
Shortage of parachutes
- |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down ...Read the whole joke |
439 |
2.40625 |
| 18 |
Blonde and The Coke Machine
- This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drin...Read the whole joke |
450 |
2.203125 |
| 19 |
Blondes and Turtles
- What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!...Read the whole joke |
282 |
2 |
| 20 |
Buying drinks at a bar
- |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke |
295 |
1.75 |
| 21 |
Blonde and Hairdresser
- A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a hairc...Read the whole joke |
483 |
1.6875 |
| 22 |
Blond 911
- How many blonds does it take to change a lightbulb? #3! One to stand on the ladder and fall. The oth...Read the whole joke |
512 |
1.6455078125 |
| 23 |
blonde q and a's
- Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she...Read the whole joke |
472 |
1.625 |
| 24 |
blonde and the washing machine
- Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine,...Read the whole joke |
303 |
1 |
| 25 |
blonde and the bowling ball
- Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in ...Read the whole joke |
288 |
1 |
