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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
I am afraid of that tarmac
- |A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 2 |
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
- |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 3 |
I didn't get any money this time
- |A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 4 |
I don't owe anything for this drink
- |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, plea...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 5 |
I get so drunk that I imagine things
- |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 6 |
I have a magical dancing duck
- |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On t...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 7 |
I know you were drunk yesterday
- |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 8 |
I only ordered a double
- |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 9 |
I think I'll try a nicer approach
- |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 10 |
I'll trust you that you paid
- |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 11 |
I'm just trying to be helpful
- |A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Want...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 12 |
I'm trying to prove a point
- |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 13 |
If she went out with me
- |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 14 |
In And Out Of Puddles
- A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talkin...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
