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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A brain goes to a local bar
- |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke |
98 |
3 |
| 2 |
A bet made at the local bar
- |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke |
85 |
3 |
| 3 |
A drunk orders himself a beer
- |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 4 |
A nun arrives at the local bar
- |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 5 |
Arriving home very drunk
- |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 6 |
A seal visits a local bar
- |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 7 |
A man takes the ferry home from work
- |John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h...Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 8 |
A very depressed man
- |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 9 |
A neutron at a bar
- |A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 10 |
A golf club visits a local bar
- |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 11 |
My girlfriend is out in the car
- |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being...Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 12 |
Make a horse Cry.
- A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a ...Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 13 |
drunk guy and the nun
- There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 14 |
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 15 |
spit on my beer
- One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a te...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 16 |
Big 10 Inch
- Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter s...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 17 |
high tech
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 18 |
Newly issued alcohol warnings
- |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 19 |
Reasons to allow drinking at work
- |The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, y...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 20 |
You can't bring that dog in this bar
- |A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Y...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 21 |
Driving home very drunk
- |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 22 |
He is a very fast drinker
- |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll i...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 23 |
Three vampires go to a bar
- |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first ...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 24 |
12 Shots
- A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 25 |
One Last Night
- One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
