| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The loss of engines
- |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke |
226 |
4 |
| 2 |
A Skydiving lesson
- |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke |
394 |
3 |
| 3 |
What was the problem before?
- |Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Aft...Read the whole joke |
174 |
3 |
| 4 |
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke |
203 |
1 |
| 5 |
An engineer and a programmer
- |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 6 |
A plane flying in the 1930s
- |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 7 |
An emergency landing
- |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
| 8 |
Don't be on this flight
- |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke |
192 |
0 |
| 9 |
Teaching the child
- |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke |
185 |
0 |
| 10 |
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
- |1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings...Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
| 11 |
Air Force One crashes
- |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
| 12 |
Blonde goes flying
- |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dream flying planes
- |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 14 |
Story of my friend
- |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
| 15 |
Scary organization
- |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt...Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
| 16 |
The blind skydiver
- |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
| 17 |
Training the blonde
- |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
| 18 |
The world's smartest man?
- |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 19 |
Trouble with plane engines
- |While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
| 20 |
Those raccoons are not luggage
- |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 21 |
Boarding from what gate?
- |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
| 22 |
There was a place crash in Poland
- |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
| 23 |
Are blind pilots flying?
- |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
| 24 |
International airline
- |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
| 25 |
Airlines running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
