| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
136 |
4 |
| 2 |
A very insulting parrot
- |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke |
169 |
3 |
| 3 |
A burglar is in big trouble
- |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke |
109 |
2.5 |
| 4 |
A game of animal football
- |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke |
230 |
2.4375 |
| 5 |
A good chess player
- |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke |
86 |
2 |
| 6 |
A snail buys a fast new car
- |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke |
83 |
2 |
| 7 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
196 |
1.865234375 |
| 8 |
A cat's dictionary
- |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke |
125 |
1.75 |
| 9 |
Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
86 |
1 |
| 10 |
King of the Jungle
- Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...Read the whole joke |
87 |
0 |
| 11 |
A frog calls a psychic
- |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 12 |
Animals Q & A
- |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 13 |
An amazing talking dog
- |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 14 |
Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 15 |
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
- How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 16 |
A guide to walking tigers
- |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 17 |
He is a very smart dog
- |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 18 |
I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
- Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 19 |
There are no dogs allowed here
- A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 20 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 21 |
The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 22 |
Legion Camel #3
- A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 23 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 24 |
You could feed them a lot faster
- |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a fa...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 25 |
The 2 Hunters
- These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what t...Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
