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    An elderly lady did her shopping and,
    returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with

    her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding

    to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know

    how to use it! Get out of the car, scumbags !"

    The four men
    didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran
    like mad,
    whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her
    bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's

    She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She

    tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later
    found her own car parked four or five spaces farther

    She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police

    The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two
    laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter,
    where four pale
    white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad
    elderly woman
    described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and
    curly white hair carrying
    a large handgun.
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